Pink flamingo women

They flock together. They go shopping together; they dress similarly bad & cheap. Their hair is bleached beyond possible. They have long lean legs and faces you can’t remember the next day. It’s hard to tell one from the other.

They mated already, now they nest. They show each other pictures of sinks, couches, drapes… Pictures taken with their posh expensive phones.

They are essentially good girls. They come from small province places. Not to make a name or a career, but to find a husband. They don’t have boyfriends, but fiancés. They organize their wedding and buy furniture for their homes. They probably already try to reproduce.

They surprise me – they mention a book. Than I relax: it’s a diet book and they read about 3 pages of it, so now they are qualified nutritionists. By the way they actually eat… I’d say in about 5 years they’ll turn from spectacular flamingoes into plump chicken.

By the time, they’ll already have a kid or two, and the husband hunting for fresh flamingoes or Paradise birds.

Yes, they are perfect first wives material.

One Response to “Pink flamingo women”

  1. I’m so sorry I’m right « bitch with cats Says:

    [...] predicted some time ago about some girls that they would be perfect first wives. Well, one didn’t even get married, the other one divorced only a year [...]

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