several degrees of lame

By bitchwithcats

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I dream. A lot. I have sophisticated dreams – sometimes entire movies including end credits.

 

Sometimes I just watch, sometimes I’m acting in them.

Last night was crème de la crème of dreams.

 

I wasn’t just having an erotic dream with Daniel Craig – which is lame enough – fantasizing on a movie star is so teenager, but I was actually a Bond girl!

 

After a dangerous chase, shooting the bad guys and dodging bullets, we finally had torrid sex in an abandoned building.

 

It was really hot, but come on! A fictional character??? And I was worried lately I’m getting old. Neaaahhh… I’m barely 14!

 

And I need to get laid.

 

 

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