The Hummer in front of my tiny car swerves abruptly to avoid a dog. Kudos to the driver. Not all guys with big cars have small dicks.
The lady teller from the bank is grumpy. Maybe because she has the picture of an ugly kid on her desk.
I had to reach this age to love my feet. I used to hate them. Now I discovered mani pedi and I’m fascinated with how pretty they are.
With every person that disappoints me, there’s one that impresses me.
I shouldn’t allow people to charge me with bad energy before sleep. Preferably never.
Sometimes the sense of humor is not enough, but it’s a must.
Too many people don’t deserve their pets. The owners should be trained and tested. Parents too.
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